Official April Fools Thread

backrow · 04-01-2007, 10:16 AM

This is the Official April Fools Thread. What will the "foolish" joke be this year? Cousin Vinnie fired! Trading up for Russell, Johnson, etc., Briggs trade finalized, or, HOF Coach Gibbs retirement plans. I should have added two more choices on the Poll: Bring back LaVarr or not, and has the Portis trade been better than keeping Champ! Darn!

skinsfan_nn · 04-01-2007, 10:34 AM

Vinnie, it's time for you to fly. NO JOKIN!

redskinsfanatic · 04-01-2007, 11:51 AM

parcell's named redskins special teams coach!

drew54 · 04-01-2007, 11:52 AM

Real World Breaking News! - Nothing but the truth!

AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace · 04-01-2007, 12:14 PM

I've decided to become a Cowboys fan

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-01-2007, 05:56 PM

Dan Snyder got sick of all the negativity here and bought TheWarpath.net. We're all banned for insubordination.

RobH4413 · 04-01-2007, 06:22 PM

Since we're all banned, and since Snyder bought the "Johnny Rockets" 50's style restaurant chain, I've opted to serve up some fresh 50's style chicken zingers with all my extra free time. Hook-ups for everyone except AMD.

Darrell_Green_28 · 04-01-2007, 07:03 PM

McNABB TO RETIRE?

Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb is contemplating retirement, a source close to McNabb tells us.

Per the source, McNabb has grown weary of rehabbing the ACL that he tore last season, and he has decided that he has had enough.

"He always gets hurt," said the source. "And he thinks that it's just going to happen again. So why bother spending all the time and effort getting healthy?"

McNabb has missed extensive time over the past several years with a broken ankle, a hernia, and the ACL tear.

The primary in-house options for the Eagles to replace him would be A.J. Feeley and Kelly Holcomb. Holcomb was acquired a few days ago in a trade with the Bills. They also could bring in a proven veteran, such as Jeff George.

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-01-2007, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobH4413

Since we're all banned, and since Snyder bought the "Johnny Rockets" 50's style restaurant chain, I've opted to serve up some fresh 50's style chicken zingers with all my extra free time. Hook-ups for everyone except AMD.

I knew banning people would come back to haunt me, but I never expected to miss out on free chicken zingers. Curse this awesome responsibility I've been given!!!

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 04-01-2007, 10:30 PM

Norv Turner is the consensus pre-season coach of the year, mike vick will lead the league in completion percentage and the oakland raiders will win 14 games this season

oh yeah i forgot to mention pac man jones and chris henry are both finalists for the humantarian of the year award and have been asked to speak to children all over the country

View Poll Results: What is the April fool?
1. HOF Coach Gibbs Retires!	7	21.88%
2. Cousin Vinnie fired!	6	18.75%
3. Trade up/down!	4	12.50%
4. Moderators take over and ban everyone!	15	46.88%
Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

04-01-2007, 10:16 AM	#1
backrow The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: 36.28 x 76.22 Age: 73 Posts: 1,812	Official April Fools Thread This is the Official April Fools Thread. What will the "foolish" joke be this year? Cousin Vinnie fired! Trading up for Russell, Johnson, etc., Briggs trade finalized, or, HOF Coach Gibbs retirement plans. I should have added two more choices on the Poll: Bring back LaVarr or not, and has the Portis trade been better than keeping Champ! Darn! __________________ '37, '42, '83, '88, '92. Championship!

04-01-2007, 10:34 AM	#2
skinsfan_nn Playmaker Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Newport News,Virginia Age: 60 Posts: 4,495	Re: Official April Fools Thread Vinnie, it's time for you to fly. NO JOKIN! __________________ "There's no greater feeling than moving a man from Point A to Point B, against his will." #68 THANKS COACH GIBBS FOR EVERYTHING! YOUR THE MAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!

04-01-2007, 11:51 AM	#3
redskinsfanatic Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 542	Re: Official April Fools Thread parcell's named redskins special teams coach!

04-01-2007, 11:52 AM	#4
drew54 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: IOWA Age: 42 Posts: 1,324	Re: Official April Fools Thread Real World Breaking News! - Nothing but the truth! __________________ No pressure, no diamonds.

04-01-2007, 12:14 PM	#5
AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace Impact Rookie Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Fayetteville, NC Age: 39 Posts: 896	Re: Official April Fools Thread I've decided to become a Cowboys fan

04-01-2007, 05:56 PM	#6
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Official April Fools Thread Dan Snyder got sick of all the negativity here and bought TheWarpath.net. We're all banned for insubordination. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

04-01-2007, 06:22 PM	#7
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 39 Posts: 2,638	Re: Official April Fools Thread Since we're all banned, and since Snyder bought the "Johnny Rockets" 50's style restaurant chain, I've opted to serve up some fresh 50's style chicken zingers with all my extra free time. Hook-ups for everyone except AMD. __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

04-01-2007, 07:03 PM	#8
Darrell_Green_28 The Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Robert, Louisiana Age: 56 Posts: 2,119	Re: Official April Fools Thread McNABB TO RETIRE? Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb is contemplating retirement, a source close to McNabb tells us. Per the source, McNabb has grown weary of rehabbing the ACL that he tore last season, and he has decided that he has had enough. "He always gets hurt," said the source. "And he thinks that it's just going to happen again. So why bother spending all the time and effort getting healthy?" McNabb has missed extensive time over the past several years with a broken ankle, a hernia, and the ACL tear. The primary in-house options for the Eagles to replace him would be A.J. Feeley and Kelly Holcomb. Holcomb was acquired a few days ago in a trade with the Bills. They also could bring in a proven veteran, such as Jeff George.

04-01-2007, 10:30 PM	#10
EARTHQUAKE2689 You did WHAT?!? Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna. Age: 35 Posts: 14,160	Re: Official April Fools Thread Norv Turner is the consensus pre-season coach of the year, mike vick will lead the league in completion percentage and the oakland raiders will win 14 games this season oh yeah i forgot to mention pac man jones and chris henry are both finalists for the humantarian of the year award and have been asked to speak to children all over the country __________________ https://open.spotify.com/artist/1NG9zNxqMP8cYNP72QqUQT Shameless self-promotion. It is what it is.

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