Super Happy Fun Thread!

dmek25 · 08-01-2006, 11:36 AM

bsb, if that cat did that to me he would find him self inside a running microwave

TheInspector · 08-01-2006, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAFKAS

Rock, Paper, Scissors can get really intense

Speechless.

BDBohnzie · 08-01-2006, 03:33 PM

I have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?).

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and that was the reason for the hospitalization. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me.

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-01-2006, 03:37 PM

Bohnzie, now more than ever before, you are my hero.

BDBohnzie · 08-01-2006, 03:39 PM

i wish i could take credit for that...it was a joke i got in my email today. i spit coke zero out of my nose and onto my monitor...the government won't be too happy about that.

dmek25 · 08-01-2006, 05:12 PM

dude, that is one funny story

BigSKINBauer · 08-02-2006, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

How was O.A.R.? I assume that because i don't see you being the Kenny Chesney type...

Yeah it was OAR. It was really good. They didn't play that new shit you hear on the radio alone. I like a lot of their old songs and they played the ones that made me like them.

BigSKINBauer · 08-02-2006, 09:33 AM

TSHT is turning 1000.

Hail2theskins · 08-02-2006, 09:42 AM

speaking of OAR, they came to WVU last fall and they were pretty awful... i hate there newer stuff, can we go back in time and have OAR break up and Dispatch stay together?

BDBohnzie · 08-02-2006, 09:46 AM

I saw them last summer at Merriweather, and they did play a lot of their newer stuff, so me and my friends were pretty bored. but if the BSB is right, that they're playing more of a mix, leaning towards older stuff, then no way should they break up.

first time i saw them was at my wife's college, sitting in a lawn chair, putting away 2/3rds of a 30 pack. saw Carbon Leaf, Virginia Coalition and Jah Works that weekend as well.

wow...and i got SHFT's 1000 post. What an honor!

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-02-2006, 10:12 AM

1000th reply. NICE.

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-02-2006, 10:12 AM

I am the creator, I am the 1000th post. The alpha and the omega.

724Skinsfan · 08-02-2006, 10:31 AM

What does this mean? Have we reached a New Age of Reason? Nice to see that the thread's focus was about promoting humor rather than bitterly complaining about something.

gibbsisgod · 08-02-2006, 10:34 AM

we really needed humor when this thread was created. the skins were in a serious funk and this thread turned things around for them.

hooskins · 08-02-2006, 10:35 AM

Dude I swear if you do not start with this thread everyday at 8am, you end up getting so lost trying to jump into it about an hour later.

08-01-2006, 11:36 AM	#991
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! bsb, if that cat did that to me he would find him self inside a running microwave __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

08-01-2006, 03:33 PM	#993
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! I have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?). On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and that was the reason for the hospitalization. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

08-01-2006, 03:37 PM	#994
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Bohnzie, now more than ever before, you are my hero. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

08-01-2006, 03:39 PM	#995
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! i wish i could take credit for that...it was a joke i got in my email today. i spit coke zero out of my nose and onto my monitor...the government won't be too happy about that. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

08-01-2006, 05:12 PM	#996
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! dude, that is one funny story __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

08-02-2006, 09:33 AM	#998
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 36 Posts: 5,688	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! TSHT is turning 1000.

08-02-2006, 09:42 AM	#999
Hail2theskins Special Teams Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Herndon, VA Age: 38 Posts: 488	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! speaking of OAR, they came to WVU last fall and they were pretty awful... i hate there newer stuff, can we go back in time and have OAR break up and Dispatch stay together? __________________ HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!!! LETS GO MOUNTAINEERS!!!

08-02-2006, 09:46 AM	#1000
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! I saw them last summer at Merriweather, and they did play a lot of their newer stuff, so me and my friends were pretty bored. but if the BSB is right, that they're playing more of a mix, leaning towards older stuff, then no way should they break up. first time i saw them was at my wife's college, sitting in a lawn chair, putting away 2/3rds of a 30 pack. saw Carbon Leaf, Virginia Coalition and Jah Works that weekend as well. wow...and i got SHFT's 1000 post. What an honor! __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

08-02-2006, 10:12 AM	#1001
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! 1000th reply. NICE. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

08-02-2006, 10:12 AM	#1002
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! I am the creator, I am the 1000th post. The alpha and the omega. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

08-02-2006, 10:31 AM	#1003
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! What does this mean? Have we reached a New Age of Reason? Nice to see that the thread's focus was about promoting humor rather than bitterly complaining about something. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

08-02-2006, 10:34 AM	#1004
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! we really needed humor when this thread was created. the skins were in a serious funk and this thread turned things around for them.

08-02-2006, 10:35 AM	#1005
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 37 Posts: 8,606	Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Dude I swear if you do not start with this thread everyday at 8am, you end up getting so lost trying to jump into it about an hour later. __________________ Vacancy

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