What REALLY grinds your gears?

Chico23231 · 06-05-2012, 03:10 PM

When at work someone ask me a question, then after I answer, they go and ask someone else, who will in turn come back and ask me the same question. The original question asker goes on the "Dont ask Chico for Shit List"

NC_Skins · 06-05-2012, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk

How long does it take to eat a bag of potato chips? All freaking day apparently as I'm learning from the woman who sits near me. The constant crunching is driving me insane.

Is it like being at the movies and having to hear people snack on popcorn the whole time?

WilbursHomie · 06-05-2012, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Monkeydad

Men who give in to the wives and get minivans. My neighbor, a Giants fan, just got neutered when he traded his BMW in for a Honda Odyssey...ugly one. His wife already has an SUV too!

They have just two kids too, it's the common wife argument..."but what if someone else wants to come along!?"

Really, how often does that happen? And why can't other people drive themselves?

If I ever have kids the only new car we're getting us a motor cycle so that I can ride separate. I'd rather risk the massive head trauma than have a minivan car pool.

Ruhskins · 06-05-2012, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk

How long does it take to eat a bag of potato chips? All freaking day apparently as I'm learning from the woman who sits near me. The constant crunching is driving me insane.

She must be related to Scruffy from Futurama

Monkeydad · 06-06-2012, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk

How long does it take to eat a bag of potato chips? All freaking day apparently as I'm learning from the woman who sits near me. The constant crunching is driving me insane.

A big bag? If so, please never post photos of her.

Monksdown · 06-06-2012, 02:11 PM

my girlfriend

MTK · 06-06-2012, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Monkeydad

A big bag? If so, please never post photos of her.

No that's the kicker, it was just a small lunch sized bag.

Monkeydad · 06-06-2012, 02:55 PM

Interesting.

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-06-2012, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk

No that's the kicker, it was just a small lunch sized bag.

Maybe she keeps one of those huge Costco family sized bags in her desk and refills the small one when no one is looking. That way, if you walk by it just looks like she's eating a reasonably sized portion instead of pigging out all day.

Or, maybe I'm overthinking this.

mredskins · 06-06-2012, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Maybe she keeps one of those huge Costco family sized bags in her desk and refills the small one when no one is looking. That way, if you walk by it just looks like she's eating a reasonably sized portion instead of pigging out all day.

Or, maybe I'm overthinking this.

I thought the same thing! I am pissing myself with laughter reading your post.

firstdown · 06-06-2012, 04:13 PM

People who walk around dragging their feet. Are they just too lazy to pick up their feet?

mooby · 06-06-2012, 04:19 PM

People who write a huge paragraph and decide to leave it instead of breaking it down into a couple smaller paragraphs. You took all that time to write it, why not break it down instead of just having a massive block of text? I'm not going to lie, I tend to skip over paragraphs of people who do that.

In fact, I do that too, but right before I hit the post button, I throw a few spaces in there to split it up. I'm doing that right now. It's not hard. Just look at your big block of text, decide what can be split up into sections, and split it up. As I type this, I have already decided to split it up where my next sentence starts with "In fact,". Boom. Keep reading. Eyes down here buddy. I'm about to hit the Enter button twice, and then click post. *drops mic, walks off stage*

MTK · 06-06-2012, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Maybe she keeps one of those huge Costco family sized bags in her desk and refills the small one when no one is looking. That way, if you walk by it just looks like she's eating a reasonably sized portion instead of pigging out all day.

Or, maybe I'm overthinking this.

I cannot confirm nor deny... so it's possible

los panda · 06-07-2012, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk

I cannot confirm nor deny... so it's possible

get in there and get the answers

mredskins · 06-07-2012, 09:49 AM

I use to work with this really big lady, she was super cool. One of the nicest and funniest people I have ever meet.

She use to always ask me to go down to Rite Aid and buy a bag of UTZ ridged chips. I bring the bag back and she dump it out and pick out only the curled ones and then throw the rest away. I use to think that was the strangest/funniest thing I have ever seen.

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mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,425	Re: What REALLY grinds your gears? People who write a huge paragraph and decide to leave it instead of breaking it down into a couple smaller paragraphs. You took all that time to write it, why not break it down instead of just having a massive block of text? I'm not going to lie, I tend to skip over paragraphs of people who do that. In fact, I do that too, but right before I hit the post button, I throw a few spaces in there to split it up. I'm doing that right now. It's not hard. Just look at your big block of text, decide what can be split up into sections, and split it up. As I type this, I have already decided to split it up where my next sentence starts with "In fact,". Boom. Keep reading. Eyes down here buddy. I'm about to hit the Enter button twice, and then click post. drops mic, walks off stage __________________ Hail to the Football Team

06-07-2012, 09:49 AM	#945
mredskins Gamebreaker Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,658	Re: What REALLY grinds your gears? I use to work with this really big lady, she was super cool. One of the nicest and funniest people I have ever meet. She use to always ask me to go down to Rite Aid and buy a bag of UTZ ridged chips. I bring the bag back and she dump it out and pick out only the curled ones and then throw the rest away. I use to think that was the strangest/funniest thing I have ever seen. __________________ When life gives you paper jams, turn them into paper footballs!

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