The Bad News Thread

SunnySide · 12-28-2021, 05:52 PM

My office is on the lobby level of an office building. The bathrooms are locked but its lobby level and random people get in from time to time.

Went to take a piss and I see someone in the handicap shitter with some luggae bags.

go to take my piss and I hear some noises.

Guy was in there really enjoying himself.

I was hearing sounds you dont normally hear from a shitter.

"Uuuuummmmmm" like he just tasted some type of soup he never tried before and really liked it but he was surprised he liked it.

"yaahhhhh" like a mix between "yeah" and "ahh"

I couldnt get out of there fast enough

Chico23231 · 12-28-2021, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SunnySide

My office is on the lobby level of an office building. The bathrooms are locked but its lobby level and random people get in from time to time.

Went to take a piss and I see someone in the handicap shitter with some luggae bags.

go to take my piss and I hear some noises.

Guy was in there really enjoying himself.

I was hearing sounds you dont normally hear from a shitter.

"Uuuuummmmmm" like he just tasted some type of soup he never tried before and really liked it but he was surprised he liked it.

"yaahhhhh" like a mix between "yeah" and "ahh"

I couldnt get out of there fast enough

Maybe he was having soup?

sdskinsfan2001 · 12-28-2021, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Chico23231

Maybe he was having soup?

Probably the lobster bisque.

mooby · 12-28-2021, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SunnySide

My office is on the lobby level of an office building. The bathrooms are locked but its lobby level and random people get in from time to time.

Went to take a piss and I see someone in the handicap shitter with some luggae bags.

go to take my piss and I hear some noises.

Guy was in there really enjoying himself.

I was hearing sounds you dont normally hear from a shitter.

"Uuuuummmmmm" like he just tasted some type of soup he never tried before and really liked it but he was surprised he liked it.

"yaahhhhh" like a mix between "yeah" and "ahh"

I couldnt get out of there fast enough

Congrats on being an unconsenting third party to some guy's fantasy.

Maybe the soup was a little tart? Salty perhaps?

Chico23231 · 12-29-2021, 11:47 AM

Girlfriend just asked what’s for dinner…I said for you, soup

Giantone · 12-29-2021, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Chico23231

Girlfriend just asked what’s for dinner…I said for you, soup

Is that after the movie?

punch it in · 10-29-2022, 02:03 PM

Lost one of my oldest dearest friends after a three year battle with ALS. He was a super successful model and athlete - played hockey at ND and was drafted by the Calgary Flames. Had the world by the balls. ALS is an absolutely unforgiving and awful disease. It was so bad at the end Im happy he is free. I cannot imagine what he went through. Being a prisoner in his own body.

sdskinsfan2001 · 10-29-2022, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by punch it in

Lost one of my oldest dearest friends after a three year battle with ALS. He was a super successful model and athlete - played hockey at ND and was drafted by the Calgary Flames. Had the world by the balls. ALS is an absolutely unforgiving and awful disease. It was so bad at the end Im happy he is free. I cannot imagine what he went through. Being a prisoner in his own body.

Sorry to hear man. That's fucking terrible.

Chico23231 · 10-29-2022, 04:52 PM

Sorry to hear this Punch. Praying for your family and friends through this extremely tough time. ALS is terrible

mooby · 10-30-2022, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by punch it in

Lost one of my oldest dearest friends after a three year battle with ALS. He was a super successful model and athlete - played hockey at ND and was drafted by the Calgary Flames. Had the world by the balls. ALS is an absolutely unforgiving and awful disease. It was so bad at the end Im happy he is free. I cannot imagine what he went through. Being a prisoner in his own body.

That's very rough Punch, sorry for your loss.

Giantone · 10-30-2022, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by punch it in

Lost one of my oldest dearest friends after a three year battle with ALS. He was a super successful model and athlete - played hockey at ND and was drafted by the Calgary Flames. Had the world by the balls. ALS is an absolutely unforgiving and awful disease. It was so bad at the end Im happy he is free. I cannot imagine what he went through. Being a prisoner in his own body.

So sorry for you loss Punch, try to remember the good times and that he is at peace. Thoughts and prayers your way!

SunnySide · 10-31-2022, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by punch it in

Lost one of my oldest dearest friends after a three year battle with ALS. He was a super successful model and athlete - played hockey at ND and was drafted by the Calgary Flames. Had the world by the balls. ALS is an absolutely unforgiving and awful disease. It was so bad at the end Im happy he is free. I cannot imagine what he went through. Being a prisoner in his own body.

Dang sorry to hear Punch.

Honor him by living your best life. Make it count. Make everyday count.

Raise my glass to Christopher Tschupp.

BaltimoreSkins · 10-31-2022, 11:57 AM

ALS is awful. I am sorry to hear for your lose but glad he is free of his pain.

punch it in · 11-01-2022, 09:41 AM

Thank you all so much. I am definitely glad he is free.

MTK · 11-01-2022, 10:27 AM

My boss dropped dead last week. My office is still in shock. He was only 10 years older than me. He was a fellow Skins fan. RIP boss.

12-28-2021, 05:52 PM	#451
SunnySide Playmaker Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 4,568	Re: The Bad News Thread My office is on the lobby level of an office building. The bathrooms are locked but its lobby level and random people get in from time to time. Went to take a piss and I see someone in the handicap shitter with some luggae bags. go to take my piss and I hear some noises. Guy was in there really enjoying himself. I was hearing sounds you dont normally hear from a shitter. "Uuuuummmmmm" like he just tasted some type of soup he never tried before and really liked it but he was surprised he liked it. "yaahhhhh" like a mix between "yeah" and "ahh" I couldnt get out of there fast enough

12-29-2021, 11:47 AM	#455
Chico23231 Warpath Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 34,288	Re: The Bad News Thread Girlfriend just asked what’s for dinner…I said for you, soup __________________ My pronouns: King/Your ruler He Gets Us

10-29-2022, 02:03 PM	#457
punch it in From a Land Down Under Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: toms river, nj Age: 53 Posts: 23,362	Re: The Bad News Thread Lost one of my oldest dearest friends after a three year battle with ALS. He was a super successful model and athlete - played hockey at ND and was drafted by the Calgary Flames. Had the world by the balls. ALS is an absolutely unforgiving and awful disease. It was so bad at the end Im happy he is free. I cannot imagine what he went through. Being a prisoner in his own body.

10-29-2022, 04:52 PM	#459
Chico23231 Warpath Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 34,288	Re: The Bad News Thread Sorry to hear this Punch. Praying for your family and friends through this extremely tough time. ALS is terrible __________________ My pronouns: King/Your ruler He Gets Us

10-31-2022, 11:57 AM	#463
BaltimoreSkins Pro Bowl Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Parkton, MD Posts: 5,637	Re: The Bad News Thread ALS is awful. I am sorry to hear for your lose but glad he is free of his pain. __________________ JD 5 is alive

11-01-2022, 09:41 AM	#464
punch it in From a Land Down Under Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: toms river, nj Age: 53 Posts: 23,362	Re: The Bad News Thread Thank you all so much. I am definitely glad he is free.

11-01-2022, 10:27 AM	#465
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 51 Posts: 99,402	Re: The Bad News Thread My boss dropped dead last week. My office is still in shock. He was only 10 years older than me. He was a fellow Skins fan. RIP boss. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

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