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Old 05-06-2014, 02:47 AM   #4096
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AHA! We suspected it all along... and while it's unfortunate you couldn't come out of the Bieber and Cowboys closets on your own terms, at least it's out now and you can go on with your life, minus all the tedious pretenses, e.g., being a member of a Redskins message board. We will always support you, regardless what your music and football orientations are... naw, screw that... GTFO, you dirty traitor!
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Old 05-06-2014, 05:01 AM   #4097
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Old 05-06-2014, 06:15 PM   #4098
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Do you think me so much an amateur that I...category by the way....would have my work of art showcase a half baked folder to conceal the most vital cog of the interents?

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my current lady (been together 6 years now) found my stash of home made ex girlfriend videos on my laptop and made me delete them all.

lesson - always put something that important on a thumb/flash drive as backup.
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Old 05-06-2014, 06:41 PM   #4099
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Theme song for meal.

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Mr. Crabs u r went 2 far. n0 oth3r cho1ce. had 2 b done. BTW I need some1 two help me h1de the body. K thnx lol.
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Old 05-06-2014, 06:57 PM   #4100
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my current lady (been together 6 years now) found my stash of home made ex girlfriend videos on my laptop and made me delete them all.

lesson - always put something that important on a thumb/flash drive as backup.
I got it now where you need my fingerprint, a retinal scan, voice recognition, and a randomly generated 13 character password in reversed kanji that gets sent to a pager every hour.

The system will remain locked if it senses another person with me as I'm likely being interrogated by a lady friend or homeland security should Rick Santorum ever become President. Plus they have to be entered in a certain order of which there are 24 combinations, one for each hour.

Afterwards you have to watch the three scariest movies of all time. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Batman & Robin, and Kazaam back to back to back where a Kinect like technology will pause the film if you get up and leave.

Once thats done you have to get 100% expert on Guitar Hero with Through Fire and Flames by Dragonforce where you're only given one chance to get it right.

The porn is then hidden on a virtual machine inside a virtual machine so I can virtualize while I virtualize......man I haven't seen my porn in a long time for some reason.

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