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Old 08-03-2010, 04:30 PM   #2746
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lol that literally made me laugh
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Old 08-03-2010, 04:40 PM   #2747
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Old 08-05-2010, 07:28 AM   #2748
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Old 08-05-2010, 02:45 PM   #2749
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Old 08-05-2010, 03:05 PM   #2750
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^ My head split open watching that!
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Old 08-06-2010, 02:59 PM   #2751
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Old 08-06-2010, 03:44 PM   #2752
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what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
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Old 08-06-2010, 04:06 PM   #2753
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Old 08-06-2010, 05:21 PM   #2754
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Somewhere in Bethesda GMScud is running around with these on.

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Old 08-09-2010, 06:48 PM   #2755
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Old 08-10-2010, 07:23 PM   #2757
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If you never heard of Tom Vu now you have...be sure to checkout his other videos.




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Old 08-11-2010, 12:37 AM   #2758
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Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join - Denver News Story - KMGH Denver

Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join

Police: Mother A Crip, Father A Westside Baller

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UPDATED: 7:27 am MDT April 11, 2008

COMMERCE CITY, Colo. -- A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.
On Saturday, Joseph Manzanares stormed into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays and even a computer, Commerce City police Sgt. Joe Sandoval said.
After he ran out of the store, police were called and the 19-year-old was arrested at his home.

His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.
"They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim,'" Sandoval said.
Manzanares was charged with disorderly conduct, harassment, and domestic violence. He was transported to the Adams County Detention Facility.
On Tuesday, he pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to a year of probation. The misdemeanor harassment charge was dropped.
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^^^ Wow, I may never again complain about my son being a NYG fan
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