What REALLY grinds your gears?

[sdskinsfan2001]

Animals shedding. I love my dog so damn much. But her anxiety of being left alone has butchered the inside of my car. You can't get all that hair out of there. It's in the flooring for the life of the car.

[sdskinsfan2001]

When you're tired, but still can't fall asleep.

[SunnySide]

Mouse poop.

Found a second mouse turd on my office desk.

I work in your typical downtown big office building so I assume we have mice but havent seen droppings in years.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Cutting yourself shaving always, but especially when you have to leave the house. Those little nicks refuse to stop bleeding.

[MTK]

Co-workers that pass the buck and are just lazy

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by MTK

Co-workers that pass the buck and are just lazy

In the same tone, people at work that won't accept any blame for anything that goes wrong and look for ways to blame someone else.

My company has a lot of this and it drives me nuts.

No one can just say: That was my fault.

Very immature.

[SunnySide]

Youre in rush hour traffic. 3 lanes going your way. Traffic is backed up all the way to the next intersection youre at. You have a green but you dont enter the intersection bc if the light turns red youd be blocking the intersection ...

the asshole next to you goes up and moves into your lane taking the space you would have been in if you were also an asshole and didnt care if you blocked an intersection.

[Chico23231]

Girls with a lot of tattoos…pick just one or maybe a second one is allowed if hidden and it’s my name.

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

Girls with a lot of tattoos…pick just one or maybe a second one is allowed if hidden and it’s my name.

Oh man, you're crazy. Girls with lots of tattoos are hot as fuck.

[SunnySide]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Oh man, you're crazy. Girls with lots of tattoos are hot as fuck.

Chicks with tan lines are hot as fuck

[sdskinsfan2001]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Oh man, you're crazy. Girls with lots of tattoos are hot as fuck.

Originally Posted by SunnySide

Chicks with tan lines are hot as fuck

[sdskinsfan2001]

Roommate's birthday is tomorrow, so I got her a birthday balloon. Walking towards the apartment with it, it popped off the ribbon somehow and floated away. What an absolute motherfucker.

[mooby]

Originally Posted by sdskinsfan2001

Roommate's birthday is tomorrow, so I got her a birthday balloon. Walking towards the apartment with it, it popped off the ribbon somehow and floated away. What an absolute motherfucker.

Give her the ribbon, sit her down and tell her an entertaining story about how once upon a time there was a balloon at the end of it. Ask her what you can do to make up for it. Cue bow-chicka-bow-wow.

[SunnySide]

Youre exiting your doctor's office and they have one of those hand sanitizer wall dispensers that you see everywhere out in public. You take your hand and push but nothing comes out bc its empty.

So now, Ive just hand touched exactly where hundreds of other sick people with dirty hands have touched.

Refill those fuckers.

I dont even know why i still trust them. They are all empty. Every single fucking one from here to fucking anywhere.

Like a toddler moron, I see button want to touch button.

[SunnySide]

Originally Posted by mooby

Give her the ribbon, sit her down and tell her an entertaining story about how once upon a time there was a balloon at the end of it. Ask her what you can do to make up for it. Cue bow-chicka-bow-wow.

This is probably TMI but it was my birthday last week and I had a helium balloon in my bedroom a few days later. My lady was taking a shower and when she walked into our bedroom i had the _____ tied around my ______ .

We laughed and then _______ .